TOLD MY DEMON ROOMMATE,
“HEY, CAN YOU TURN DOWN THE TV?”
HE STARED AT ME WITH GLOWING EYES AND WHISPERED:
“I ALREADY TURNED DOWN THE VOLUME OF YOUR SOUL.”
...BUT THEN HE HANDED ME THE REMOTE.
TURNS OUT HE JUST SAT ON IT.
THAT BASICALLY SUMS UP MY DARK HUMOR AND GOOBER AESTHETICS
: P IDK MAN JUST SCROLL DOWN ALREADY!
I GAVE ROY A CANDLE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
HE ATE IT.
WAX DIET, APPARENTLY.
DO YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR SOUL AND
JOIN HIS ADVENTURE?
SURE?... WHY NOT!
